So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I died a long time ago.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
As shirtless as possible
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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