My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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