Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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