He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My pussy is not your playground.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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