I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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