Apparently you make a good broom.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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