Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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