i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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