when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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