What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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