he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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