Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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