Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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