We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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