dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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