can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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