White coat. Heels.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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