in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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