I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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