Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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