found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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