just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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