so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
