ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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