Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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