garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
too bad you live with your parents still
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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