Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
There are leaves in my underwear?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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