Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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