Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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