Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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