dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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