apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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