Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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