Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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