Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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