its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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