I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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