On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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