i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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