Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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