come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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