I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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