how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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