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great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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