The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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