I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
