Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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