the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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