OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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