I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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