OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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