Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
you had me at cake vodka
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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