I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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