I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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