YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Houston, we have a blender
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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