He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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