You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
