i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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