Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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