That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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